At the Krug House party this week, I received " a fair and honest appraisal of my appearance" by Jill Bumby, the female half of The Bumbys. Self-proclaimed performance artists Gill & Jill operate next to each other, wearing glasses and masks, hats or wigs (red this time). In front of them, an old fashioned typewriter. They glance at you, write, glance again, write again. The "assessment" last maybe 1 or 2 minutes (and I had to wait a good 20 minutes in line) and they are pretty good at what they do ! Here's what I got : "There's something very rock n roll about you. You're a secret weed smoker or something, you konw a few of the Stones. Your smile is like an atomic bomb of cute. You're not one of those women who never get a husband. In fact you've probs been married a long time. You're what's know as a catch. In not time if you play your cards right you could be hanging with Michelle Obama."
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